okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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