Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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