I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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