I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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