You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
