I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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