Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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