naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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