i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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