But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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