I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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