true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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