thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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