We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
im on a boat
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