He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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