Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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