It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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