new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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