No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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