you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Randomize
