i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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