Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I love you. Go after that dick
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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