Do vagina's smell?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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