wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize