I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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