If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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