I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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