Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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