Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I had to cum in my sink.
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