in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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