I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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