Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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