i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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