No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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