btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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