Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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