I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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