"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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