So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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