Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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