Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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