I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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