oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Everclear isn't food dammit
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
