I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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