he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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