I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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