I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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