Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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