Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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