she was so not down for the gang bang
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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