He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
this hospital has no fireball
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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